this is my iron palm
i can wack it all day long
hand upon my fuckin dong
yep yep yank my schlong
and i like what you got on
skivvies and tank tops
blow jobs at rest stops
u like it? don't name drop
you dont give me any
girl i want you so bad
my cock gets less than plenty
and im sick of my hand

i beat wit heat i bank and roll
i feel the sweet rub and pull
i must admit, im just a little sick
for writing bout my dick

no youre not, i do it too
can't help myself i'm feeling blue
i see these girls don't understand
i couldnt live without my hand

see my stroke so phenomenal
cant help but touch myself
and i flex my abdominals
who needs a damn female

im super tight in full effect
talkin tongues to resurrect
a demon that u best respect
a single horn thats mass errect

get it up get it up like a million uppercuts
like im squattin and shes suckin on my nuts
wtf? am i bustin prematurely
liquor shots of whiskey and my dick is fuckin thirsty
what the curse be?
birth to hand and death to pussy

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ive had it up to here with girls that talk me down and set me to side
you can look but you cant touch and its tearin up my mind
your bootylicious bubble butt got my eyes in overdrive
and if i cant find a way to get you home, oh fine...
heres the truth, im a loser. when she looks i just abuse her
its not my fault im fat and ugly, but after all im kind of cuddly
all the rumors of getting around, but when i try you turn me down
you say, where are all the nice guys? i feel like im alone..
Right back where you left them, back at the friend zone, so
believe me when i tell you, that i can barely stand
you always leavin me here with my dick in my own hand
so all you hot girls that look appalled, fuck you all!

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